Hi, Welcome.

Here I go again - the blog.

Over the past few years this has been the one compliment I have heard the most, "you should write a blog." I would be lying if I didn't say that I love hearing it.  I get all excited... and then I start to think about the reality...

What will it be about? - No clue

Can I actually write without using the word fuck? - Probably not.  I love the words, all of them.

Will people actually read it? - I can't go there...I just have to write

What about all my grammatical errors? -  If you need perfection I'm not your girl. Not!Even!Close to your girl. If you want someone to drink with, share some laughs, marvel at the craziness of life and use some colorful compound words with, then come on in!

This won't be a mommy blog.  What the hell do I know about raising kids - I make it up as I go. My parenting philosophy is pretty much, "no one likes an asshole."  But you will get plenty of anecdotes and funny stories about these two little joys and the hell they raise.

This won't be a travel blog.  Because kids. Fucking kids. Look for my travel blog in about 30 years. But I can make one hell of an adventure out of a liquor store run and you may get to hear about that.

This won't be a lifestyle blog.  Unless you want to see pictures of my hillbilly feet, or our eclectic home decor style don't look here for advice on setting a perfect dining table or cooking a beautiful feast. I eat standing up, with one hand, in less then 40 seconds.  It's basically woman vs. food.

I know a little about a lot.  I have grand pintrest fails and I tend to assume "I could do that" waaay more often than I actually CAN do that.

This won't be a paleo, fitness or dedicated clean living blog. Because cheese, wine, sitting and smoking.

*The older I get the better I strive for my choices,  but at the end of the day, I'm still just lil ole me.

This will not be a blog where I will pass along wisdom. I've been married twice, my credit score is like a 9, it's 2016 and I still can't quit smoking and to quote Jack Kerouac, I love the company of the mad ones.  But I'm pretty sure I can make you laugh as I stumble down my path. At the very least you may find after reading this that your shit is far more together then you thought.  You're welcome! xoxo

So if you're interested and want to come along for the ride and find out what the hell this blog is about, tune in and we'll figure that out together.

So it's a blog about nothing, or everything.  How's that for a hook?